Creating. Camping. Crafty. Crappy. Collie!

When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma

When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt

When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops

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youneedacat:

natalunasans:

owlturdcomix:

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i like this but i don’t know why.

That’s cute.

art-and-things-of-beauty:

Coloured Linocuts of Tigers, Lions and a Leopard by Norbertine Bresslern-Roth (Austrian, 1891-1978).

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theladypipsqueak:

salparadisewasright:

theladypipsqueak:

MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.

"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"

a li tter box cae k„

congratulations on turning 91

thanks

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vintagegal:

The Shining (1980)

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femininewritings:

fkef:

king-of-aces:

thickienicki:

kobetyrant:

Britney is younger than Bey…

white people age like milk lol

Lmao

yeah. the stress of having your parents financially dependent on you since childhood, learning disabilities, mental illness, two divorces, and drug and alcohol abuse will age you. 

not to say bey has had it easier since you know, racism. but bey definitely has class privilege and as far as we know, health/ability privilege over britney. but yeah, go on and say how poorly britney has aged. It’s not like she’s been working and paying her family’s bills since she was like 15.

I have to agree on this…it’s not fair to make racial comments about one woman in comparison to another. As women, we need to be trying to cooperate with each other, not tear each other down. It only perpetuates an endless damaging cycle, in my humble opinion.

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“Repeat after me: I am not a problem to be solved. Repeat after me: I am worthy I am worthy; I am neither the mistake nor the punishment.”

Sierra DeMulder

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ultrafacts:

babyoutofthecorner:

ultrafacts:

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"My husky colleagues and I…"


Fun fact: Siberian Huskies are good with children & love to play with them.

ultrafacts:

babyoutofthecorner:

ultrafacts:

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"My husky colleagues and I…"

Fun fact: Siberian Huskies are good with children & love to play with them.

humansofnewyork:

"I got it for her birthday. I live 1.5 hours away, so I had to bring it on the bus and the subway. It was a little embarrassing."
(Mexico City, Mexico)

humansofnewyork:

"I got it for her birthday. I live 1.5 hours away, so I had to bring it on the bus and the subway. It was a little embarrassing."

(Mexico City, Mexico)

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crunchrapsupreme:

literally the most important show you’ll ever watch

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